March is typically the most beautiful winter month in Alaska.  The skies tend to be clear, temperature is above zero, the sun is finally shining again, and glistening snow fills every crevasse of the vast landscape.  This awkward day of March began much like any other.

Aki combed his mighty beard, put on his favorite Skull Bandanna, and took a brisk sojourn into the woods to clear his head.  The far corner of his left eye detected a queer shadow, and he reeled in a half circle to see a massive grizzly bear, in mid flight, tackling him from a nearby tree.  Despite the ripping adrenaline, Aki stood perfectly still, until the bear stared directly into his cold green eyes and spoke:

“I am Sorgon, Lord of the Bears, you must travel with me to the Delphi Galaxy, to the Planet Pubes; Chuck Norris has overthrown the Pubic Defense with his roundhouse kicks and an army of mutants, and will soon be lord and ruler of the entire Delphi Quadrant!  Hurry, get on my Back!”

Several months earlier, Aki had learned much about the planet Pubes from the golden scrolls; it was home world to the all powerful Mustachules, and is inhabited by a race of Mustache Demigods.  Chuck Norris(half man, half mustache, and son of Mustachules) had bred a powerful army of mutants from his indestructible DNA to conquer his father’s home world.  Sorgon quickly related the details to Aki, as he took flight(of course he can fly, he is lord of the bears), and swiftly carried Aki to Washington for an audience with the enigmatic Ken Wells.

As Aki dismounted from Sorgon, he smiled at Ken and said, “It’s good to see you wearing pants.” Ken laughed back, “I had time to change this time.”

Ken, Althazar, Sorgon, and Aki entered into an inter dimensional portal to the planet Pubes.  Aki wondered what they needed him for, but was soon to find out.

“Don’t worry, I’ll Handle Chuck,” Ken assured Aki, “Let’s just hope it isn’t a repeat of what happened on Mars, but I’ve got something I need you to do; go and shave your beard and put it in this Ziplock bag… trust me, you’ll need it later.  The crisis should be averted here in a few days, but just in case, I am going to arm you with Mustobulous Khan, a Ranking General in the Pubic Royal Army, as a last defense in case Chuck and his Mutants decide to Attack Earth.”

With a blast from his Magnanimous Mustache, Ken opened another portal to Earth.  Mustobulous Khan, an immortal Demigod of hair, joined forces with Aki’s freshly shorn face to form the grandest Fu Manchu ever known to man.  As Aki was heading back through the portal, Althazar called to him:

“It’s only a loaner Aki, when the crisis is over, Mustobulous is coming home; with Mustachules leading the defense, it should only be a day or two…”

Aki stepped into the inter-dimensional portal, and once again felt himself being ripped through space and time; as he spun through the vortex, Aki clearly heard the voice of Ken Wells echoing these words of wisdom:

“I almost forgot to tell you, Numis Network is the Key Aki, Numis is the Key!”

Aki Mused to himself, “How long will Mustobulous and I be one?  What could all this have to do with Numis?  Sure, it is the greatest network marketing opportunity on Earth, and has the most creative team of marketing geniuses ever to be assembled… but what does this have to do with Chuck Norris, and the Battle for the Pubic Empire?”

It didn’t make any sense, but Aki remembered the Stone Tablets, and knew what he had to do… and so begins the rise of an Empire…

Live Your Dream,

Aki Wood: Dissident Networker
858-345-4891
aki@akiwood.com

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Our Bearded Hero laid the Villain to waste with one mighty blow from his fearsome comic.  Bullion Man locked eyes with The Bearded Marauder, and gave a single nod; they both knew the truth and the comic told the tale.  Little did Aki know that Bullion Man’s cronies were waiting around the corner to try and ambush him with asinine comments on his Youtube Video…

Well, I posted my epic comic/coin comparison on YouTube, and of course I ended up with some Numismatic hating comments.  Here were a few of my favorites:

1. “Dude, when ARMAGEDDON come, you can wipe your shit-hope with them comic books! lol”
2. “YOU were showing ebay! My point is showing “Buy it Now” auctions does not show VALUE of ANYTHING! I could go put on a stinky shoe for $5,000 “Buy it Now”…If you choose to use ebay to build your case for numismatic coins, at least do the justice of showing completed sales!  With your logic, you should buy all the 1991 MS70 Eagles and sell them for a HUGE PROFIT!!”
3. “Mike Maloney calling NM a pyramid scheme, and how it requires a constant flow of new recruits to keep it afloat. Do you disagree with that?”

…Honestly, there was a little more banter involved, and I believe the people that made these comments are intelligent, but they are looking for reasons to not like numismatic coins… in part due to misinformation.

I’m glad that when “Armageddon” comes I am at least going to have a years supply of toilet paper, the video above discusses the ebay dribble(which only strengthened my original point), and all I am going to say about Mike Maloney is that his name Rhymes with “Baloney,” and I think that that is why the Universe sent him to be born in that family, because that is exactly what I think about his “Opinion” about Pyramid Schemes.

Honestly, Mike Maloney is right about a lot of things, he is a great person to listen to about the economy.  However, his opinions on Numismatics have no logical basis; only personal feeling.  The open market decides the value of collectibles; everyone collects something, why not money?

Collectible Coins Kick Ass,

Aki Wood: MLM Genius
Phone: 858-345-4891
Email: aki@akiwood.com

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One day a so called expert decided to rant about a bunch of stupid opinions.  Meanwhile, a handsome, bearded genius waited patiently with a loaded comic book to bitch slap the hell out of him…

God definitely has a sense of humor, otherwise he would not have made idiots.  They are equally as entertaining as they are annoying.  Watch this video to see an Idiot Silver Bullion Expert Get Bitch Slapped With a Comic Book:

Is it just me, or does that just make a lot of sense?  Controversy, and diverse opinions are welcome, so by all means, if you have sufficient evidence to call me out and prove me wrong, go ahead and put it in the comments below.

This post isn’t just about the Numis Network, or the imaginary battle between Bullion and Graded Coins; This is about Network Marketing.

What is this industry really about?  Why do so many people love it?  Why do so many people hate it?

I posted that video because there is a certain “Expert” out there who is posting bad things about Numismatic Coins so he can sell more Bullion.  What this person doesn’t know is that most of the reps that stick with Numis Network are much more educated on gold and silver(typically as a result of Numis) than the average person, and are Also interested in buying bullion.  Guess what buddy, we won’t be buying it from you, or sending anyone your way, your false cracks are just sending customers to your competitors.

People say bad things about Network Marketing all the time.  Usually, it makes them feel better about hating their life.  I love Network Marketing; those of us that are passionate about it still believe that adults should dream like a little child.

If you are in this industry, I don’t care if you are marketing the new super juice from mars, service plans, acne cream, weight loss pills, magic ultra mega vitamins, or massive purple dildos(yes there is an MLM selling those), find something you are passionate about, cross the line, and go out there and fight for it.

Knowing what you want and what you are fighting for feels great, and I wish that feeling upon the whole world.

I know exactly what I want, and there are only 2 types of people that I am going to run into; those that are ready to join me in the fight, or those that need to get the hell out of my way.

The only reason I am telling you this is that this is the attitude that you need to separate yourself from the 97% that don’t make it.  You can have whatever you want; cross the line.

If you haven’t figured out what your passionate fight is, contact me, I may be able to help.  If you know your fight, whatever it may be, nut-up and go out there to kick some ass.

To The Building of Your Massive Empire,

Aki Wood: MLM Genius
Phone: 858-345-4891
Email: aki@akiwood.com

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The rains were coming down so fierce, and the winds blew so hard that there was a ghoulish howl whipping through the air. Tropical storms such as these are commonplace in Hawaii, so Aki thought little of it.

As Aki sat on his back deck, drinking a dirty martini, a burst of lightning sliced through the sky and struck no more than 10 feet from where he was standing. The shear force of it knocked Aki off his feet. “What a waste of some good Grey Goose,” Aki muttered, as he gathered his wits.

Then he looked up, and saw a glowing white Sasquatch gazing deep into his soul. Their eyes locked for what seemed like eternity, when the mighty beast took a large step forward and spoke:

“Aki, I am Althazar the Great.  Pack your Family, and move back to the frozen land of the North, where I will aid you in the building of your Empire.”

The 8 foot behemoth began to walk away and then turned back and grabbed Aki by the face and lifted him abruptly to his feet. “There is one more thing,” He said firmly, as he pointed to Aki’s Chin, “If you Grow it, He Will Come.”

With those simple words The gentle giant was struck by lightning and disappeared as suddenly as he arrived… and our Hero Knew what he had to do.

On December 16th, Aki Wood will arrive back to his Frozen Home in the North, to Join Forces with Althazar, the Mighty Snow Sasquatch, to build a Networking Empire like the world has never seen.

He has written this powerful epistle as a call to the masses in search of freedom:

“I give a call of action to the cold, the tired and the hungry, and all those that are sick of the dark empire that strips us of our rights one at a time. There is a better way, and living the life of spontaneity and adventure is at each of our fingertips.

Luck is not a luxury reserved for the few, but a God given right for each of us that choose to seize it. The same wind blows upon us all, and it is not the blowing of the wind, but the setting of the sail. We breath the same air as the billionaires of this world.

Find your dream and fight for for it. Break free of the shackles that stifle your creativity and vision, and rise as a phoenix from the ashes of your broken past. It is never too late to dream, it is never too late to form a vision, and to take up your broadsword and fight for it.

My vision is clear, and those that are ready for the great ride that is to come should take up their arms, act quickly, and Join the Revolution!

On a side note, if a giant glowing Sasquatch named Althazar visits you on a bolt of lightning, I recommend listening to him.”

…Yeah, I know I’m a little Nuts, but remember the words of the great Aristotle:

“There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.”

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To Your Great Success,

Aki Wood: MLM Genius
Phone: 858-345-4891
Email: aki@akiwood.com

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The Quest is simple: I am asking for help in my quest to sponsor Chuck Norris.  As the video explained, unfortunately, Chuck Norris is not in my rolodex.  However, with our powers combined, great things can be accomplished.  Take for instance when Chuck Norris ended world war 2 by tracking down and killing Hitler, or I should say he was about to; when Adolf saw Chuck coming he took cyanide and shot himself in the head.

Who Wouldn’t?

So why would Chuck Norris want to join this team?

1. Chuck’s real father, Mustachules, is already a member of the team(see last post).
2. Chuck’s mustache brother, Hulk Hogan, is also a member of the team
3. I have an entire category on my business blog dedicated to Chuck Norris
4. It is pretty sweet to get gold and silver in the mail every month, even if you are as awesome as Chuck Norris
5. Chuck Norris understands everything, and therefore he will immediately recognize that we are in a powerful binary, and it is just smart to take action with the growth we are having.
6. I won’t stop this ridiculous campaign until he does

I am calling to all those that come across this post: Tweet This, Share it on Facebook, hit the “Like” button.  Let us come together and see how fast we can get this in front of the eyes of the man, the myth, the legend: Chuck Norris.  Can the trinity be united?

Chuck, When you find this, go ahead and click on the link below, and click the “Join Now” button to join forces with the most powerful team of facial hair to ever hit network marketing. 

If you are not Chuck Norris and you are reading this, I recommend taking action before he does, because once Chuck is on board, the world won’t be far behind.  Network Marketing will never be the same.

Even if you are not in my company, you should tweet this, just so you can use the phrase, “Chuck Norris supports Network Marketing.” It has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

Go ahead, Click the Link Below:

www.UNITETHEHAIRYONES.com

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To The Building of Your Massive Empire,

Aki Wood : MLM Genius
Phone: 858-345-4891
Email: aki@akiwood.com