David Englert Picks A Fight

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Well, if you are on my mailing list you may remember that about a month or so ago, I had a little contest.  I love jokes.  My contest was to search for the most hilarious Joke.  Honestly, there were some pretty funny entries, but Dave Englert’s was my favorite; I had him tell it in the video above, I call it: Dave Englert Picks A Fight.

Many people such as Bruce, Ben, Blaine and Ken, had some funny ones… but Dave’s made me laugh the most.  If someone thought theirs was funnier, sorry, but it’s my blog, and therefore I am the judge!

As promised, here is a little Bio on Dave.  Dave actually has an interesting story.   His first major success in life came in the traditional business world, where he owned and ran his own successful business at a young age.

As life would have it, sometimes circumstance gets in the way.  After years of success, Dave was forced to walk away from his business, but he never lost the entrepreneur spirit. He is currently building his empire through via online marketing, and is focusing on the Numis Network as his primary opportunity.  Who could blame him(they are awesome)?  Dave is a great guy, you should check out his website by Clicking Here.

On the surface, this post may seem trivial, but honestly there are some valuable lessons about your business here that can take you to a higher level of thinking.  Thanks everyone for your entries, and thank you Dave for a great Laugh!  Be sure to watch the video and check out Dave’s joke, or look at all of the hilarious(and sometimes disturbing) entries on the Jokes page.

Laugh Your Way To The Top,


Aki Wood: Bearded Wonder
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  1. Nate Forrest
    438 days ago

    My buddy, David reeling em off! Hilarious!! I think it’s time Saturday Night Live added some funnier castmembers! Our industry might be losing another great one, Aki!
    We;ll be watching Dave on tv, laughing hard, and saying, “Damn, that guy was a great network marketer, but at leadt Sat NIght Live is back!”
    Good stuff!!

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    http://mlmblogtv.com/46


    • Aki
      436 days ago

      yeah, I don’t know where Dave got it from, but that was a pretty killer sequence!


  2. Andrew Gallop
    438 days ago

    Hello Aki, Great jokes buy David good pick. Thanks, Andrew Gallop


  3. Stephanie Deneke
    438 days ago

    Haha, that one was my fav out of all of those too.

    You make a KILLER point about abundance. Those who are selfish and don’t share other’s content, or give cool people recognition aren’t going to get it in return. People are attracted to those who do cool stuff like this.
    Stephanie Deneke recently posted..People Aren’t Numbers! How Dare You Call MLM A Numbers Game!My Profile


    • Aki
      436 days ago

      Thanks Steph, it looks like you are doing some killer things lately; keep it rolling.


  4. Blaine M Brazzle
    438 days ago

    What!!!!I didn’t win! Damn it!
    I think Dave’s was very funny. It made me laugh the first time and it made me laugh again when I heard it again. I love that you are sharing the Love Aki, on something as simple as a funny joke contest to add to the already great vibe your blog has always had. It is just one more reason I love coming to your blog and I love your work Aki.
    I am going to go visit Ken soon, he promised to show me the ass-less chaps….although I never, ever asked to see them…what the hell…he really likes showing off those chaps!


  5. Brian and Felicia White
    436 days ago

    Dave’s jokes were very funny and we can see why he won. We whole heartedly agree that it’s important to have fun in your business. That’s the whole point of having a home based business, to escape the rat race or corporate America and that uptight mentality. Be unique,have fun while you’re creating wealth and time freedom! We also love that abundance mindset! You’re awesome Aki!
    Brian and Felicia White recently posted..Are You Teaching Others to FishMy Profile


    • Aki
      436 days ago

      Thanks guys, I feel the same way about you.

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