Dildos, Cock-Rings, and Stripper Poles: a Passion Party Review

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I think this network marketing idea is absolutely brilliant, completely hilarious, and quite frankly, Passion Party is a Great company.  If you are under 18, please do not read this review as it has sexual language, and a very graphic picture.  This Review will Give an insightful and interesting review about the sex toy company that has been leading their industry niche since 1994.

There are some pros and cons to this unique opportunity, but lets start with the good.  Sex education is something that is lacking for many people around the world.  Passion Party carries the slogan, “Women Helping Women.“  Their product line is absolutely hilarious, and when women get together for their “Passion Parties,” its a good time for all; just ask this famed celebrity:

“Who Would Have Thought a few

sex toys and a couple of spins on a stripper

pole could get me out of my rut”

-Denise Richards

I can’t stop laughing about the thought of a group of women getting together to pass around dildos, nipple cream, Ben Wa Balls, and dance on stripper poles.  As far as I can tell this is pretty much an MLM for women.  I believe that men can be reps for this company, but lets face it guys, most of us are nowhere near mature enough to throw a passion party.  We would spend most of the time sword fighting with dildos.  However, if you are a single guy, joining this opportunity and attending the company conventions would probably be a great way to meet a sexually enlightened partner.  It would be like trying to meet chicks by joining Home-economics class in High School on steroids.

One really great thing about this company is that it should be pretty easy to get people to a home meeting.  Everyone that I have ever talked with that attended one of these, “Passion Parties,” had a great time, and learned something.  The company has been around since 1994, so it is also very stable.  They are also spreading sexual enlightenment in a tactful, and fun way.

At first glance it would appear that the company is kicking themselves in their sexually enlightened vaginas’ (LOL) by not marketing to men, but this is not the case.  Women actually make up 70% of the sales force in Network Marketing, so by not marketing to men, they only lose less than a third of the industry.  Besides, if single guys catch on to the fact that Passion Party conventions can be a great way to meet sexually exploratory women, they just might find a whole new way to recruit.

So what are the downsides?  From what I can tell, Passion Party has a pretty bad compensation plan.  There isn’t even a PDF version of the comp plan on the website, so its pretty hard to know how to make money with them. The little I could find didn’t impress me. Your reason for aligning yourself with Passion Party should not be because you think it will be the Most Profitable Venture, but you should do so because you are passionate about exploring your sexuality and you have the desire to share that passion with others.

The other problem is it would not be a very difficult thing for another company to come out with  a “Me Too” product.  This simply means another MLM selling the exact same thing.  However, they do have first mover advantage with this product line, and I couldn’t find another MLM competitor when I did a quick search.  There may be one, or maybe there will be one, but it will be difficult for them to take the lions share of the market as Passion Party has done.

The only other company that is coming up in the search engines anywhere near  this niche is PleasureBuilder.com, and they are completely different.  Rather than focusing on sexual education, Pleasurebuilder.com is selling pornography sites through network marketing.  If you are thinking about aligning yourself with Pleasure Builder, please contact me because I have a few points that you should consider before doing so.

Also, I don’t know very many dudes that would be stoked if their woman came home with the product pictured here which is known as “The Triple Tickler Dolphin.”  I’m well equipped, but lets be honest, this puppy is intimidating.  I’m sure this gets great reviews, but Good Hell, what crazy mind came up with this creature… veins and all?  At my Passion Party, I choose this for my Sword.  Can you imagine your 3 year old finding this?  “Mommy, What’s this?“  For recommended answers I suggest the following: “Spaceship,” “Very Dangerous Gun, don’t EVER…. EVER touch that,” “Your Father is in Big Trouble!” and, “Where did that come from?”

Some may be concerned that since the company has been around since 1994, that the market for this company is fairly saturated.  I disagree with that for 2 main reasons:

  1. The need for sexual education for both men and women is in a constant need as there are always new generations of adults coming of age.
  2. Even though the home party is a great and fun way to market the products, discretely buying a product like the “Triple Tickle Dolphin” might have a little bit more success online.

I haven’t found a lot of Passion Party distributors that have become very savvy about online marketing techniques and the concept of personal branding.  Ladies( or men looking to join the greatest home economics class on the planet), there is a way to market your unique business to the masses that can elevate your sales in a way you never thought possible.  This information can help anyone’s network marketing business, from vitamins to legal plans, and even dildos, but lets face it, most people are going to be a lot more comfortable buying the Triple Tickle Dolphin through the magic of internet marketing.

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  1. Ben Starner
    608 days ago

    This is fricken hilarious Aki – I love it
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  2. Michelle Carnes
    566 days ago

    Awesome review, Aki! I am a Passion Consultant and indeed, we do have male consultants. They make up a small percentage of the consultants but many of them have done very well doing parties. Our compensation plan is, in essence: we make 40% commission on what we sell, bonus checks for sales above $2000 in a month and anywhere between 3-5% of our team’s sales. It’s a sweet deal. I love hearing what guys think of our business and thanks for reviewing us! One correction to offer: the purple toy is called the Pharaoh’s Secret but most of the toys we sell can fit in the palm of your hand. Great review and thanks again!


    • Aki
      551 days ago

      Awesome

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