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“This is the Only Website On
The Internet That I can Spend Hours
On and Never Get Bored”
-David Wood
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Granted, that quote might be slightly biased being that it is coming from my brother, but I think my stuff is pretty damned good too. Sometimes I write a post, forget about it, and laugh my ass off when I re-read it. If you love MLM, hate the government, and think life is way to short to be taken so damned seriously, you have found a new home.
If you are looking for specific Categories, or the Archives section, scroll down and look on the right side of any page this website. This page is a list of my Posts in the order that I wrote them. Newer posts will be at the bottom.
Welcome to the Akiwood.com Post Library!
All posts written in full by Aki Wood: MLM Genius
You Dig Your Grave, I’ll Build My Pyramid
Hulkomania Meets the Thong Song
Damn: Economics Class Was Good For Something
Professional Pre Paid Legal Review
Join Usana? An In Depth Review
Dildos Cock Rings and Stripper Poles, a Passion Party Review
Has Tom “Big Al” Schreiter Lost His Marbles?
What’s So Cool About This Short, Balding Monkey?
She Really Said That? An Agel Review
Six Packs To Kegs and Back Again
How a Professional Picks Their MLM
F%$# MLM I’m Watching Monkeys…
The Lies of Duplication: Bold Truths Your Upline May be Hiding
Evil Distractions That Will Kill Your Business
How I’m Packing My Pyramid Full of Gold
In Five Years You Will be the Average of Your Five Best Friends
Should You be “Sharing the Love” Via Social Media?
Why Most Network Marketers Fail, and What to do About It
Chuck Norris Verses Mustachules
Bananas and Nuts, the “No Bull” David Wood Review
The Secret Origins and Biography of Chuck Norris, Mustachules and Hulk Hogan
Will You Help Me Find and Sponsor Chuck Norris?
Moving With The Currents in Your MLM
To Living the Life of Adventure
Lonely Monkey Tries to Eat Herd of Elephants
Absolute Proof That Network Marketing Sucks A$$
Absolute Proof That Network Marketing is Awesome
The Super Secret Magic Success Trick
The Legacy of Martin Luther King Jr.
The Resurrection: Zing Social Reviewed and Revealed
Shape Shifting Lizards Control World Governments
Mark Visser, Will Smith; The Definition of Awesome
Monatium: Reviewed and Revealed
Tranont Oneview: Reviewed, Analyzed and Dissected
Riots in Egypt Reveal Osama Bin Laden’s Big Secret
Paris Hilton: Super Slut, or Inspiring Entrepreneur
Idiot Silver Bullion Expert Bitch Slapped With Comic Book
Bullion Bitch Slap Part II: The Ebay Chronicles
Rastelli Direct: Way Better Than Freeze Dried Turds
Mustachules and Althazar: Saga of the Assless Chaps
Mustassules, Simon Sinek, and the “Golden Circle”
Chuck Norris: Battle For the Pubic Empire
Man in Dumpster Forrest Gumps His Way to Millions
Vicious Thieves Destroy the Internet: Protect Your Articles
2011 Government Shutdown: A Dream Come True?
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