The Marijuana MLM is HERE!

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I love this picture.  For those of you who haven’t been introduced to my ruggedly handsome younger brother, Jonny “The Caveman” Wood, this is him holding my son Konan.  Yes Ladies, he is single; email me a picture and set up an interview with me and I’ll let you know if you are quality enough for this prize stallion.  I don’t know if he will be thrilled about being the poster child for this article, but hey, what is family for?

The first thing that I wanted to address here is that, no, unfortunately our nosy, controlling government has not made marijuana legal, therefore it is currently impossible to set up a network marketing company that markets weed as its primary product.

I would like to take a moment here to give a shout out to all of the industry leaders and let you know that the moment it does become possible to have a legal company that sells marijuana, I want in.  I live in Hawaii, so it would take me about 5 minutes to find 20 customers that would be willing to fork over $200 a month for an autoship.

Can you imagine how many elated pot heads and hippies there would be if there was a catalog with hundreds of strains of Cannabis that could be delivered right to your door?  The company would spread faster than the bubonic plague.

I’d be willing to bet if you threw a “Tasting Party,” 9 out of the 10 guests that you invited would show up, and that is only because the 10th guy would be stuck in traffic, or he couldn’t wait until the party so he had his own private session, stayed home and is currently eating Cheetos.  I think the only real problem the company would face is that all of the distributors would be too lazy to sell the product because they would be too busy using it.

All right, you are a couple of paragraphs into my rant, and you are probably wondering what this has to do with anything.  “Tons,” is my answer to that, and if you keep reading you will see why.  First of all, I would like to broadcast a Call to Action to all of you drug dealers out there because you and I have something in common.  Jobs suck, don’t they?  Working inside of the system and having people tell you what to do, say and how to act stinks doesn’t it?

When we were kids we didn’t sit around telling our friends, “When I grow up, I am going to sit in a cubicle wearing a suit and tie!  Before I find my job I am going to do tons of research so that I can find the worst boss anyone could ever want.  He is going to be short, fat, balding and he’ll yell a lot and tell me what to do for 8 to 10 hours a day!  I can’t wait!  What are you going to be Sammy?”

Even if you like what you do and your boss is attractive and cool, your life is still in the hands of someone else.  Your future and the welfare of your family is a corporate decision away.  Why would someone want to spend their whole life being a puppet walking on egg shells?  That’s right drug dealers, THAT is what you and I have in common.  We know that the system is broken and we don’t want any part of it.

The difference between what I do and what you do is that my way out of the system is legal, and yours can get you thrown in jail.  Nobody wants to get thrust behind bars where you are forced to shower next to Tiny, the 300 pound inmate that is waiting patiently for the soap to slip from your fingers.

Network marketing and dealing drugs revolve around similar mindsets.  You get a product that a lot of people want, and you get a team of distributors to go out and start their own business marketing your product.  The major differences are that we don’t cut off our distributors testicles when they don’t sell our product, and there is no chance that we are going to end up showering next to Tiny.

What we do get the opportunity to do is get out of the rut system and work for ourselves.  Nobody ever dreamed of being somebody’s puppet.  We aren’t meant to live in a box under the regime of tyrants!  We are creative, we are strong, and we want lifestyle and Freedom! No bitch boss is going to tell us what to do.   I’m in the process of growing out my hair right now.  I’ve had a lot of jobs in the past where I had to conform to specific dress standards.  This article is going to generate me hundreds of leads over the next few months and I am sitting in my home office on the north shore of Oahu in the middle of the afternoon writing it buck ass naked.

I know how to tie a tie, get dressed up like a monkey and conform to The Man’s standards, but I don’t want to.  I would rather sit naked in my home office and cry out my passion to the masses and let you know that there is a better way!  If there is anyone out there that wants to make drug dealer money without dealing drugs, then we need to talk.

One more little nugget for all of you to think about: did you know that many of the top leaders in network marketing used to deal drugs?  I’m not going to list any of their names here, but I am going to reiterate my point on why this is.  There is a mindset that certain of us have that makes us repulsed by the thought of letting someone else control our future.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Corporate America has Lied to us and it is time to take our lives back!  There is an uprising happening, and this flock of creative geniuses, dreamers and visionaries are coming together to leave the rut system forever as we cry, “FREEEEDOOOM” to the masses.

Let that fire begin to flicker again in your soul.  Develop a vision and a passion and dream again because the future is here, and as I wave my flag of freedom to you, I implore you to stand up, take action, and begin making the decisions that will cut the strings of the puppet master and start you on the journey of a lifetime.

Let us come together, wave the banner of freedom and help people to dream again.  I give a cry out to the tired, the hungry, the oppressed….. “It Is Time to DREAM again.” It is possible; let me take you by the hand and show you the way.  If you are one of those guys that is out there dealing drugs…. we really need to talk.  We already both feel the same way about jobs, but I don’t think either of us want to see you showering next to Tiny.

Click Here to review the best MLM type business that has ever existed, and will ever exist until they legalize marijuana…  Or keep going to that job you hate, and grow old in your cubicle as you daydream of turning 65 so you can start collecting your Social Security checks.  Either that or say Hello to Tiny for me, depending on which category you are in.  The choice is yours.  Stand up, take action, and Join The Revolution!

Stay Tuned for more Lurid Rants from the Genius of Aki Wood… And of course, as Always if you got some value out of this… or a good laugh, be sure to share the love: Tweet it, Post it to Facebook, or at least click “Like.”

To The Building of Your Massive Empire,

Aki Wood: MLM Genius

P.S. It’s over a year later now, and I just came back to read this post and laughed my ass off. Seriously guys, this shit is awesome and fun.

I am visiting my brother David right now in the mountains of Costa Rica. We cut a hilarious video ranting about this post today.

Seriously, if you loved this post you are going to want to check it out. My hair is long as hell now, just like I said it would be, and we are ranting about awesome stuff.

Here it is: Nipple Crotch Pyramid Scheme(Click Here). I’m laughing just thinking about it…

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